How would people react if this was written?

How would people react if this was written on the chalkboard at church: "And he took bread, gave thanks and he farted as he broke it, and gave it to them, saying, 'This is my body given for you; do this in remembrance of me.' In the same way, after the supper he took the cup, saying, 'This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you.'" Luke 22: 19-20